It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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