Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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