"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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