Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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