her vagine was all disorganized.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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