I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Can i not drive my cunt home
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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