i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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