I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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