Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
