This girl is more easily done than said...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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