David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
