im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The power of my boobs compel you
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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