I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
