We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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