Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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