i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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