i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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