susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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