used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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