fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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