i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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