physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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