She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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