i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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