I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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