Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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