Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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