problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
