I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You can make out without kissing
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