I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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