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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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