I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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