kristin has been a bad kristin
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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