What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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