Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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