thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
