Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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