There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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