I'm pants shitting drunk right now
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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