She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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