Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
