Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
When are your genitals available?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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