I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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