Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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