We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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