Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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