They should really pass out barf bags in church
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Randomize
