I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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