Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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