Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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