Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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