There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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