EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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