Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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